"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
07/24/2019 at 16:54 • Filed to: None | 0 | 22 |
Are Cheetos chips?
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Party-vi
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 16:57 | 0 |
Cheetos are not chippies. Neither are cheese puffs. And a hot dog is not a sandwich!
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 16:59 | 7 |
If you told your kid, “go get yourself a bag of chips”, and s/he brought back Cheetos, you wouldn’t think twice.
However, Cheetos are not chips, in the traditional sense of the word. They are an extruded and fried corn paste creation.
However, in England, they call fries chips, and chips crisps.
Traditionally, one would thing of chips as being made from sliced potatoes. However! No one would dispute that tortilla chips are chips, and they are made from corn flour...
To add more complexity, Pringles, although they closely resemble potato chips, are actually an extruded and fried potato paste creation.
I would say, although Cheetos do fall under the greater umbrella of chips, in that they are a starch that has been fried, they are not, in fact, chips.
MonkeePuzzle
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 17:01 | 0 |
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Party-vi
07/24/2019 at 17:02 | 5 |
MrDakka
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 17:02 | 1 |
Cheetos are not chips, they’re puffs.
Also pretty good in a sandwich
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> MrDakka
07/24/2019 at 17:06 | 0 |
Have you tried this? I’m morbidly curious ( and not yet morbidly obese) .
benjrblant
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 17:10 | 0 |
Per the most reliable source of information on the internet, wikipedia:
A chip ( American English and Australian English ) or crisp ( British English ) is any type of snack food in the form of a crisp, flat or slightly bowl shaped, bite-sized unit.
so, i’d say nay.
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2019 at 17:23 | 1 |
Cheetos on a sandw ich is delicious!
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 17:26 | 0 |
They’re fake vents.
just-a-scratch
> Party-vi
07/24/2019 at 17:27 | 0 |
A hot dog, complete with the bun, is a sandwich according to Merriam-Webster. It includes all of the defining features .
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sandwich
a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food
MrDakka
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2019 at 17:27 | 1 |
I have yet to try this. Several years I did try their double down sandwich. I thought I was eating a salt block.
The aftermath was not pleasant and both my toilet and I suffered greatly. I cannot imagine this new sandwich would be any better.
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> MrDakka
07/24/2019 at 17:28 | 0 |
That was what I was thinking.
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> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2019 at 17:30 | 2 |
This was a really involved answer.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> MrDakka
07/24/2019 at 17:30 | 0 |
I want them to bread the chicken in crushed Cheetos and then fry it.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 17:30 | 0 |
You asked. =)
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> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/24/2019 at 17:34 | 0 |
That’s something I know nothing about.
ZHP Sparky, the 5th
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2019 at 17:50 | 1 |
I hope you put this extremely detailed answer up on wikipedia, you are the hero we need!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2019 at 17:52 | 1 |
I did. Thanks.
MrDakka
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2019 at 18:34 | 1 |
That might actually work as a ghetto chicken parm. The chicken cheeto
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> ZHP Sparky, the 5th
07/24/2019 at 20:27 | 0 |
Haha - thanks, but they’d just delete it...
Tripper
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/24/2019 at 22:16 | 0 |
Hmmm yea, they’re not quite puffs, and they’re not chips...
Party-vi
> just-a-scratch
07/25/2019 at 08:10 | 0 |
A fekkin gyr o isn’t a sandwich and neither is a hotdog god dammit